Solipsus

A while ago Hannah and I began talking about our May Ball, which is now only just over a month away. We suddenly got onto the topic of past experiences of the May Ball and I just thought I would share them with you, because they made me piss myself laughing, to put it frankly. :P

After the prom, many students rented rooms at the hotel which the May Ball was held, and because they were so drunk, they found it hilarious to take furniture from the bedrooms and send them down the lift to the ground floor. This included tables, chairs. It went far enough that they tried to get a double mattress through the elevator doors, but got it stuck.

A friend’s mumof Hannah’s works at the hotel, and shared the story that the morning after, all the staff went round the rooms to clear up the mess, only to walk into one room and find a massive orgy going on. Bwhahwhaahahah. Sorry, but I was just horrified to think some pupils at my school being in an orgy. At a school event. :/

So I started to think last night, what other things could happen? Of course, I always take things too far. And here are just a few things I thought of;

1. We get so drunk that we start to piss out of the hotel room windows, accidently hitting people on their balconies on the lower floors.
2. Hit on the fit teachers (there isn’t alot to choice from, but there are some nice hot totties there). I am not sure if this would be legal, but what if the person was 18?
3. Strip infront of everyone. Of course I wouldn’t do this, but I am sure some of my friends would for the right amount of cash.
4. Throw furniture out of the window? I think that one would be taking it a bit too far though?

Those are really just a few I could think of, but do you guys have any prom/ball stories of something which has happened or which you would laugh at if it did happen?

Ben